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A Sex Tip for the Roosters

15 Mar

You don’t need Dr. Phil to tell you sex is an important part of any relationship. What you might need is a tip on how to keep it hot. Especially if you have been with the same person for years or worse if you had a kid(s) together. Here is something that has been working for this married man recently.

Sexting. Let her know that you are thinking about her and that you can’t wait to see her again. By the time you finally get together she’ll love you for it.

For those hopeless Roosters out there, here is my “sext” conversation today word for word…

8:50 AM at the office
Her: Found ur keys
Me: Dope want to have sex at lunch time today? I’ll come home for it!
Her: Haha ok
Me: Nice what time do u pick the boys up
Her: I have to leave the house by 2:15
Me: Ok from 1:15 to 2:15 that ass is mine

2:17 PM on the way back to office:
Her: I can’t find my bra! Ha
Me: Haha
Her: Wild times!

What do you do to keep things hot in the bedroom (or kitchen table). The Roosters need to know!

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