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She Lost It

6 Apr

Mirlande Wilson just lost a Mega Millions Lotto ticket worth a couple hundred million dollars, which I’ll admit is kind of a bummer. But she still has her health. Let’s not forget that there are millions people around the country that are suffering from chronic illness right now. She has her seven children. As you are aware, millions of women around the US suffer from infertility and can never have children. And she has a job at McDonalds, despite the fact that millions of Americans today are out of work. The more I think about it, Mirlande Wilson is one of the luckiest people in this great nation, even if she did “misplace” about 14,000 years worth of her current salary.

Elton John Never Stops Giving

5 Apr

Earlier this week, Elton John and Channing Tatum got together on stage for a fundraising event to save the Rainforest. As you can see, the two performers are deeply passionate about arousing interest in the cause. Elton, who has already gotten behind several different charities, simply loves giving.  According to Elton, “The time for action is now” and Channing agrees. Channing adds, “If you really want to make a difference you have to go for it. Even if you know it is going to be hard, even if it hurts”.

Coming Out In 2012

1 Apr

I think we have all known for a while now, but I wanted to make the official announcement. These guys are coming out big time in 2012!

Zac Efron in The Lucky One

Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Josh Hutcherson in The Hungers Games

Justin Bieber with Boyfriend. Yes the name of his new single is actually Boyfriend. No doubt 2012 is a big coming out year for Justin. I think his new single is just a sneak peek into what he will be coming out with next.

Mega Loser

31 Mar

The following story is true:

Like most of America, yesterday I bought a Lottery Ticket. I did not win. I did not think I was going to win. I did not have a list of things I was going to buy when I won, but Tyson “TayShawn” Gibson did. I met TayShawn at 7-11 while I was in line to buy my Lotto ticket. He had printed out a list of all the things he was planning to buy with “the C-note God done wrote”.

While last night’s Mega Millions Jackpot had gone up to $640 Million, Tyshaw’s 14 page list of items only totaled (I have no idea how he reached these numbers) $398 Million. I asked TayShawn why he had stopped his list just shy of $400 Million. He responded, “man you mus be a stupid muther f**ker… aint you never hearda taxes”. Clearly his understanding of money exceeds my own. Some of my favorite items on TyShawn’s list where… 10 pounds of bacon, an autographed picture of Jay-Z and Beyonce with new baby Blue Ivy and a monkey.

What would you buy?

Is She Worth It?

22 Mar

 

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