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Mad Women

2 Apr

My wife woke me up this morning to inform me that she was going to be more like Betty Draper. I thought great, but then she explained what she meant. I laughed, but then she showed me this (please just click the link), said she was dead serious, and I threw up. Eating your placenta is the newest craze in the baby world, well that and regurgitating your baby’s food (thanks Alicia Silverstone).  I don’t know what grosses me out more.

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Coming Out In 2012

1 Apr

I think we have all known for a while now, but I wanted to make the official announcement. These guys are coming out big time in 2012!

Zac Efron in The Lucky One

Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Josh Hutcherson in The Hungers Games

Justin Bieber with Boyfriend. Yes the name of his new single is actually Boyfriend. No doubt 2012 is a big coming out year for Justin. I think his new single is just a sneak peek into what he will be coming out with next.

My Neighbor is a DSHAVER

28 Mar

 

My neighbor got some new vanity plates for his sweet Caddie.  I wonder if his girlfriend is a VSHAVER?  Is that wrong?

The Donald Trump Effect

27 Mar

Almost as awkward as the height differential in this shot of former surprise couple Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi is the recurring fact that hot girls go for…well…not so hot guys. And following their divorce Rushdie only upped his swagger by spending quality time with Olivia Wilde. From Russell Brand and Katy Perry to Jay-Z and Beyonce all the way to Seal and Heidi Klum there have been some inexplicable hook-ups. The wedding picture from famed philosopher Slavoj Zizek and his model wife Analia was enough to solidify hope for greasy truck drivers everywhere.

I like to extrapolate from all these disorienting couplings and take solace in believing that short, nice, smart and balding men have a chance in this world…if they have fame or cash.

Who is/was your favorite beauty and beast?

“Crack Ho”s and Flag Burners Still A-OK Under 1st Amendment

23 Mar

The First Amendment.  The favorite amendment of news reporters, flagburners and liberals reared its ugly head in Los Angeles this week.

 

Under pressure to rein in local Political shock-jocks John and Ken (KFI AM 640), and after consulting with their lawyers the City Council had to concede that America is still a free country.  After determining that the First Amendment still protects actual speech and not just charred flags and phots of the Virgin Mary with feces on it, the LA City Council called for radio outlets to put an end to racist and sexist language on the airwaves.  John and Ken were suspended by KFI for 7 days for calling Whitney Houston a “crack ho” shortly after her death.   The Roosters support free speech, but wish to publicly acknowledge that we also believe that Crack is Whack.

 

 

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